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Stop Being A Tourist and Start Travelling!

We Hate Tourism Tours offer a completely different experience in and around Lisbon! Tired of crowded buses with lifeless commentary? If you want a unique experience in Lisbon, let our Lisbon tour guides show you their city, through their eyes. Local guides from Lisbon, with local perspectives. Just like our vans and local guides, our tours are always different and always fun! Come and experience the best of Lisbon, Sintra, Cascais, Sesimbra, and more, like a local.
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1 VAN
1 LOCAL DRIVER
8 TRAVELLERS
10 MUST SEE PLACES
1 ONE HELL OF A DAY

It all started with this.
Ever wondered what incredible places you missed after leaving a city? This trip answers those questions taking you on a breathtaking journey , to national parks, surreal palaces, wind swept beaches, Imperial splendour, the best ice cream palour in Portugal, and much more.

Sites visited: Sintra, Cabo da Roca, Guincho Beach, Cascais and Belém

Includes: 1 pastries and a tipically portuguese lunch with red wine of course. Palace entrance and Ice cream not included (we are the best tour and cheapest in town, you can at least buy your own ice cream and palace entrance). Palace and Park entrance, 8 euros; and ice cream, 2.45 euros.

Duration: 7h
Price: 45 euros

1 UMM
1 LOCAL DRIVER
7 TRAVELLERS
7 HILLS
1 AMAZING CITY
1 HELL OF A RIDE

Lisbon is made of seven Hills. In this introduction to Lisbon, Bruno takes you on an urban adventure through , over and around all of them, giving his unique perspective on this city that is his home.
This trip is made in our classic convertable UMM (Portuguese Jeep). An unforgetable ride.

Duration: 3 hours
Price: 35 euros

1 Van
1 Local Sober Driver (Check our local Lisbon guides)

3 Variety of Local Cocktails and Liquors

1 Tour of Lisbon at Night

Just finished dinner and you don't want to go back to your hotel just yet? Then the Lisbon After Dinner Tour is for you. A local Lisbon driver and guide will meet you near Lisbon's restaurant-rich city centre, at Praça Luís de Camões, and accompany you through Lisbon in a way that only We Hate Tourism Tours can. See Lisbon's nocturnal population start to fill the streets from the city's best viewpoints, where we will invite you to join us for some of Portugal's finest cocktails and liquors ranging from sips of Moscatel to refreshingly sweet, almond-flavoured Amarguinha, and more.

This Lisbon tour is not a 'Pub Crawl,' the After Dinner Tour is like a relaxed night with Friends. We Hate Tourism Tours wants you to experience the city's lively and picturesque viewpoints, the lights and beauty that is the April 25th Bridge, the imperial splendor of Belém, and the animated local hot spot and clown school Chapito. All this and more in Lisbon's best after dinner tour.

Duration: 4h

Price: 40 Euros

1 Van

1 Local Driver

6 Stops

5 Different Petiscos

4 Different Portuguese Drinks

1 Dessert and Coffee

Often, the fastest way to anyone's heart (certainly ours) is through the stomach. So prepare to fall in love.

Expect more than simply good food and drink; expect an overwhelming assault on your senses. From the all-important staples of slow-roasted and lovingly seasoned pork sandwiches known as bifanas, piri-piri frango (spicey charbroiled chicken), and of course, the refreshing beverages that compliment them (from the local Vinho Verde, or green wine, to delicious natural juices, and heavenly moscatel), this tour dives deeper still - exposing travellers to a culinary counter-culture that is currently experiencing an inconspicuous renaissance right under the noses of passing tourists in the modern form of 'urban farming' instillations. Punctuated by amazing street art and historical as well as cultural context, the smaller and more intimate destinations on the Lisbon Food Tour, with their flavoursome fare, will introduce you to the very best Portuguese petiscos that still make our mouths water, day in and day out.

Moving at a Portuguese pace, from the city centre to the suburbs, to rural destinations and back again, this well-rounded tour delivers not just a full stomach, but an awareness of what feuls the locals here in their daily lives.

Duration: 4 hours

45 Euros per person

Be There or be Square.
(Praça Dom Pedro Pedro IV // Rossio)

If you would like to make a reservation email us at reservations@wehatetourismtours.com
Our pick up point its in the heart of the city, Rossio Square (Praça Dom Pedro) in front of Benetton shop.  If you have any questions or are curious about departure times, trip details, or the weather you can always call us at (+351 ) 913 776 598 (if you are in lisbon just dial 913 776 598). See you soon!